utterly and undeniably uninspired.

whenever i go to a party, i get to listen to my girlfriends complain for hours on end that they’re tired of guys flirting with them, they wish they could find someone more chivalrous who wouldn’t also entertain other girls…

yeah, i’ve never had this problem. “oh he’s a fuckboy, he flirts with every girl!” no, that’s not true. that’s never happened to me. he doesn’t flirt with everyone, he flirts with pretty, confident, girls.

oh, bless you and your problems. how poignant. if only my concerns could be so minor.

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crowdog66:

do-not-touch-my-food:

1 - gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click

2 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

3 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

4 - gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click

I’m not saying anybody HAS to do this, but it IS quick and easy. :) 

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cellar door by coryjohnny for tumblr.